The Big List of Malaphors!

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NameFantastic Malaphor Submitted 😎
Deborah VoutsikakisHe doesn't have a leg to stand on or a window to throw it out of.
IanThere's nore than one way to bury a dead horse
DeclanDon’t count your blessings before they hatch
EYou made your bed, now you've got to eat it too.
JeffYou can lead a gift horse to water, but you can't look him in the mouth while he's drinking.
Atlas ShruggedBurning the midnight oil at both ends
ConorWe’ll burn that can of worms when we’ve opened it
AbbaA bird in the hand is worth two with one stone
MeganYou’ve opened that can of worms now lie in it
MaartenThat ship has left the station
TomI have to go to the bathroom
AntWe'll burn that bridge when we get to it.
KeithHe has a bee in his belfry.
B. BirchYou can take one man's trash to another man's treasure but you can't make it drink.
WilliamWhatever fluffs your boat.
GlennI like to have all my ducks on the same page.
BrownIf it ain’t rocket surgery, don’t fix it.
FelixOne man's day is another man's dollar
GabbyKill two worms with one can
AnnieBack to the bump and grind
LouieLet some steam of your chest
M.E. MinerWhatever floats your muffin
Itai Adam HudesTwo Spanish Inquisitions calling the kettle black
StephanieThere's more than one way to beat a dead horse
JoeYou can lead one man's trash to another man's treasure but you can't make it drink
NameFantastic Malaphor Submitted 😎

Want to learn more about malaphors? Check out this awesome blog post that explains what a malaphor is and how to create one!

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A Malaphor is an error in which two similar figures of speech are merged, producing an often nonsensical result. The basic gist is – mash up two idioms into something silly and possibly absurd.

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